别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗? Forget? You want me to forget? 我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊! This mind does not forget. 从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事 I havent forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me. - 那天是周二
Forget? You want me to forget?
This mind does not forget.
I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
- 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了...
- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...
Why are you crying?
Because I'm stupid!
That's no reason to cry.
One cries because one is sad.
For example, I cry because others are stupid
Well,I've dated plenty of women.
Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle...
There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary.
The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
Sheldon,you are a smart guy.
- 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"?
- You must know... - I'm "smart"?
I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as "smart."
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.
- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.
I have a Master's degree.
多年来 我们一直潜心 试图探究他将如何繁衍后代
Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
我相信 总有一天 当Sheldon吃到 一定量的泰国菜
I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food
and split into two Sheldons.
另一方面 我在想Sheldon可能 是他这个物种的幼虫状态
On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,
有一天他会做茧 不出俩月 就破茧成蝶
and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Howard,the phone is ringing!
我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何!
Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!
All right,hold on.
It's your friend,Leonard!
He wants to know why you're not at school today!
我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职
I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.
That's a school! Now pick up the phone!
I don't want to talk to anybody.
Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !
I don't have homework.
I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!
Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.
Want me to get you a Popsicle?
I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.
You make me want to kill myself.